I click on things like this because I am clueless when it comes to hair (and other fashionable grooming trends) and I think oooh! NOW I’ll finally learn what every other female (and some males) already know! I read (well, I scroll through) the whole thing, I get excited I’ve finally achieved womanhood, and then, inevitably, I close the page and carry on and use absolutely none of it. Socially acceptable womanhood escapes again!
It’s not that I don’t like hairstyles, or people who can twist and pin their locks into some kind of Michelangelo masterpiece. I am just unabashedly inept and frankly uninterested in learning how to become adept. Well, that’s not true. If I weren’t interested I wouldn’t click on the links. But maybe it’s more of a fascination, like one has when they visit the aquarium or an art museum. I can marvel at the majesty of it all but that’s about it.
One of these days I’ll be a real girl. Until then I remain blissfully resigned to my two hairstyles…up and down. (See: previous status update on my lack of knowledge and interest in makeup contouring) #trueconfessions #week1